March 2013
February 2013
January 2013
teppe-i:
icelikelollies:
‘what doesn’t kill you makes you stronger’
what if i cut off your left leg
would that make you stronger
would it
#have u watched fullmetal alchemist
mem0rare:
vaginaraptor:
grimrapper:
maeduh:
i swear people get 500 times cuter when they talk about what they’re passionate about
unless its hitler
then it’s only nein times cuter
i am done
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forgetyeahcomics:
Romeo and Juliet is not a love story it’s a cautionary tale about how everything would be better if you would just chill the fuck out
kurlozusedmistletoe:
hatefucking:
i laughed...
the-afterword:
atlasalpha:
dad-butts:
tinyrocketeer:
dad-butts:
tinyrocketeer:
tinyrocketeer:
i MUST ATTRACT A MATE WITH MY MATING CALL
WHERE IS MY MATE
A MATE HAs beEN ATTRACTED
THEY USE THE CHARMS OF RAD SHADES TO RECIPROCATE YOUR SEDUCTION
this is actually my favorite thing on tumblr ever
If this post didn’t begin a beautiful romance then I don’t know what...
janecrocker:
janecrocker:
i will always laugh so fucking hard at the urbandictionary entry for “fo shizzle my nizzle”
skepticalavenger:
whats-an-algebra:
do atheists say oh my god
yep. we say it any time we hear something that’s unbelievable.
Watch
misha-the-overlord:
norsegodsandfallenangels:
gobletoffirecrotch:
folie-a-who:
folie-a-who:
there’s a special place in hell for people who worship satan
no seriously they probably get the penthouse suite and have sleepovers with him
And bubble baths
ok seriously what DON’T we have a gif of mark pellegrino doing
sam
clumsyoctopus:
makes a game where the female characters all wear practical armor and shoes and have character development arcs
and then i put the boys in little thongs and devotes so much budget and manpower into making elaborate dick-jiggle physics and all they do is giggle and occasionally make out with each other for the audience’s titilation
sells it with photos of skimpy outfitted girls...
December 2012
Watching LoTR with my dad
Sam: That fellow's done nothing but stare at you since we arrived.
My dad: This place is called The PRANCING PONY, and there are only dudes here. Do the math, Sam.
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mrscphillips:
Look at this guy
he has three fucking arms
if that doesn’t sell clothes I don’t know what will
glorfindels:
OH MY GOD BUT THIS IS NOT OKAY
NOT OKAY AT ALL
“I read several dozen stories a year from miserable, lonely guys who insist that...”
– David Wong, 6 Harsh Truths That Will Make You a Better Person (via coolgrandpa)
catbountry:
wegtable:
but i think my favourite moment in star trek is when they glued a horn to a small dog and called it “an exotic animal”
My favorite Star Trek alien.
