teppe-i: icelikelollies: ‘what doesn’t kill you makes you stronger’ what if i cut off your left leg would that make you stronger would it #have u watched fullmetal alchemist
mem0rare: vaginaraptor: grimrapper: maeduh: i swear people get 500 times cuter when they talk about what they’re passionate about unless its hitler then it’s only nein times cuter i am done
forgetyeahcomics: Romeo and Juliet is not a love story it’s a cautionary tale about how everything would be better if you would just chill the fuck out
kurlozusedmistletoe: hatefucking: i laughed...
the-afterword: atlasalpha: dad-butts: tinyrocketeer: dad-butts: tinyrocketeer: tinyrocketeer: i MUST ATTRACT A MATE WITH MY MATING CALL WHERE IS MY MATE A MATE HAs beEN ATTRACTED THEY USE THE CHARMS OF RAD SHADES TO RECIPROCATE YOUR SEDUCTION this is actually my favorite thing on tumblr ever If this post didn’t begin a beautiful romance then I don’t know what...
janecrocker: janecrocker: i will always laugh so fucking hard at the urbandictionary entry for “fo shizzle my nizzle”
skepticalavenger: whats-an-algebra: do atheists say oh my god yep. we say it any time we hear something that’s unbelievable.
misha-the-overlord: norsegodsandfallenangels: gobletoffirecrotch: folie-a-who: folie-a-who: there’s a special place in hell for people who worship satan no seriously they probably get the penthouse suite and have sleepovers with him And bubble baths ok seriously what DON’T we have a gif of mark pellegrino doing sam
clumsyoctopus: makes a game where the female characters all wear practical armor and shoes and have character development arcs and then i put the boys in little thongs and devotes so much budget and manpower into making elaborate dick-jiggle physics and all they do is giggle and occasionally make out with each other for the audience’s titilation sells it with photos of skimpy outfitted girls...
Watching LoTR with my dad
Sam: That fellow's done nothing but stare at you since we arrived.
My dad: This place is called The PRANCING PONY, and there are only dudes here. Do the math, Sam.
mrscphillips: Look at this guy he has three fucking arms if that doesn’t sell clothes I don’t know what will
glorfindels: OH MY GOD BUT THIS IS NOT OKAY NOT OKAY AT ALL
I read several dozen stories a year from miserable, lonely guys who insist that...– David Wong, 6 Harsh Truths That Will Make You a Better Person (via coolgrandpa)
catbountry: wegtable: but i think my favourite moment in star trek is when they glued a horn to a small dog and called it “an exotic animal” My favorite Star Trek alien.